Matt Damon ar Canoodlian? (Lolebrity)
Brit Naomi Campbell represents Africa (AgentBedhead)
Mary-Kate Olsen brings, wears, the kimono and kiltie-based Wackness (CelebritySmack)
Brangelina donates $1million to help children of war (Websters)
Amy Winehouse downsizes the party (DListed)
Sigourney in space? (DailyStab)
Ben Affleck talks about the Congo (ImNotObsessed)
Barack Obama loses the bimbo vote! (CandyKirby)
Cruise Beckham (CelebDirtyLaundry)
GyllenSpooning (JustJared)
Five dumbest reality show gimmicks (Mollygood)
Gayest movie robots (Radar)
Prince Harry, rump roast inspector (UKPopsugar)
Mario Lopez ChestHairGate! (Defamer)
Tim McGraw boots an attacker (CeleBitchy)
I didn’t know Ashanti was in Ice Capades (GoFugYourself)
Oprah’s is the biggest I’ve ever seen! (CrunkAndDisorderly)
Kanye’s mother’s Doctor Death no longer Doctor, DUI’d for good measure (PerezHilton)
Well, what do you know? You CAN be too thin! (ParkAvenuePeerage)